January 30, 2010

I was a terror since the public school era-- Bathroom passes, cuttin classes, squeezing asses!!

yesterday i smoked the Swiss Cheese. shit smelled like foot AKA cheese! and it passed me the FUCK out. shat. next thing i knew, i was passed out on the couch. AND i had guests over! suxx.
i also went for a hike up to the observatory stoned as heeellll. i had cotton mouth so bad the whole time.
when i got home, i had leftover pizza. (always gotta have pizza in the house) then later i had a cheese plate. followed by thai patio. but at least i walked there! burned that shit right off. it's about .25 miles from the apt force 6. Next, chris and jenny walked to 31 flavors to get ice cream for the triple H threat frat members!! while they were gone, i got to thinking about
when i used to live above winchells and 31 flavors. what more could you ask for. i know!
pavilions! oh yeah, that was right next door. so i could get cap'n crunch berries for a late night mow sesh. boi i miss the pasadena apt..............
i digress!
pictured is chris and jenny. chris is holding my double scoop of Snickers ice cream cuz he already finished his cone on the walk back! SHAT ! HOT
i was really full after the ice cream. but it's not about feeling full. it's about stimulating your taste buds, hungry or not.
so i made a snack i learned from chrissy. slice up a banana and put a dollop of peanut butter on each slice, topped with a drizzle of honey. next, put in freezer for approx 30 mins. last, M
OW!!! have a mowwow!
wanna know my top favorite things to mow on??
  1. cereal. . i particularly like cereals by Kellog's and General Mills. to be more specific, capn crunch berries, corn pops, fruity pebbles, cocoa puffs...
  2. MILK DUDS. even though they're responsible for every bracket i ever lost
  4. spicy tabasco cheez-its
  5. donuts (apple fritter, or white one with rainbow sprinkles)
  6. french fries. with 1000 island
  7. Tollhouse mint chocolate brownie bars
  8. mango sticky rice
  9. apples with peanut butter
  10. red grapes
to the right is mango sticky rice. it's basically white sticky rice, sweetened with some shit, and made creamy with some other ingredients, topped with a sweet coconuty cream sauce, and served with fresh mango. words cannot describe. i cant eat this too often. a side of me that i dont like comes out and gets very selfish.


January 28, 2010

smoke a joint to this

this was my midnight treat last night!!! i didnt sleep in my bed (or should i say mattress) last night, so as i was driving to my sleep destination, i smoked a fat jay jay!! mmm blue dream is treating my right these days that shit is dank. chris asked me today what my favorite strain was at the moment and why and i chose BLUE DREAM. it gives me a fun body high but i dont break into giggles when touched!! and i can smoke it right before work and be chillllllll yet functioning. it also gives me fun dreams. i have been having the craziest dreams lately!! shat. AMFBafter smoking, i exited the frwy and realized i needed mowables. to the market i went and matthew bought me goodies!! i told him to surprise me and then made him sit on the milk duds for half an hour to get them to the perfect temp.

we got generic brand gummy bears and lemon heads & friends. they were both kinda ghetto but when youre in mow mode, it doesnt matter. ya know
??? the milk duds treated me right.

we had gotten sushi earlier in the night at Love Sushi. it was NASTY!! there were like veins and shit in my fish, it looked like raw beef. overall, about a 5 on the mow scale.
im sitting with soo jin and chrissy getting ready for the mowwow of the century!! we've already tackled a bag of tricuits, a bag of baked wheat thins, a container of cream cheese dip,
half a block of cheddar cheese, an apple, 6 cupcakes, a bottle of wine, and leftover homemade arugula pesto pasta!!! yummy.
do you think im fat?

demetri just left but when he came, he brought over a package of sour punch straws. those were yummilicious too.

whats for dinner????



January 26, 2010


this shit is bananas!!!
so i began watching LOTR again tonight. its such a good series! although im team harry potter 4life. while beginning fellowship of the ring tonight, i made the bombest gnocchi ever. arugula pesto with grilled chicken and lemon asparagus. about a 6 on the mowwow scale!! but thats just where it began. next, i settled into the couch to smoke a bowl (or 2!!!) of Blue Dream. dank. i was smartyesterday when i went to Ralphs,cuz i stocked up on snackies-- jalepeno cheddar chips, cupcake mix, milk duds, and ice cream. broke into the milk duds and a bottle of wine SHAT!

the milk duds failed to satiate me so i had to think of something to fill the void. fast. CUPCAKES! ok so i made 2 dozen. whats the big deal?? i made my favorite-- pillsbury funfetti. bomb.com
pictured is me mowing away. i had 2
you cant imagine how good i feel right now. so healthy and lean :D


January 25, 2010

my bed smells like bong water

cuz i spilled it all over last night. gross.the smell is so potent. time to wash sheets and pillows. sUXXXXXXX!!!
i was also putting water in my bubbler last night through the carb using my mouth. and i put too much and it overflowed back into my mouth. so basically i drank weed water. it was gross. and no bonus high.

mowed on bomb spicy thai noodles and panang curry with rice from my favorite local eatery--

Thai Patio 5273 Hollywood Boulevard Los Angeles, CA 90027 - (323) 466-3894

followed by one of Jenny's DANKY DANK red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting. there are only two left so i am sad. she would definitely notice if one was missing. look how yummy they look!

and then i had an apple with peanut butter.


January 20, 2010


support for AB 390

did u know that thomas jefferson grew cannabis on his plantation?? pot smoking president tiiight. almost as hot as bill clinton

ok . reasons why pot should be legalized:
  1. let's face it. prohibition of marijuana just DOESNT WORK. i bet every person in this state knows where they could pick up some purple urple.
  2. marijuana is NOT as potentially dangerous as other drugs-- i mean, it just doesnt have the same chemical dependency risks as most drugs, even ones available to children! (caffeine. heard of it?) this is a fact.
  3. legalizing Alice would make our streets and communities safer. there are (obviously) statistical links between drugs and crime-- legalizing maryjane would eliminate the majority of amateur drug dealers (AKA teenagers).
  4. if legal, maybe we can finally afford it???? basic supply and demand. when a supply of something, say sticky greens, is restricted, the price goes up exponentially. conversely, when the item is made available to the general public, the price is bound to drop. (also, with lowered prices, is the consumer gonna be as motivated to steal...??)
  5. Next. Economy. cannabis is cali's largest cash crop, capable of producing 14 billion dollars annually in revenue. A 10% tax would give our state $1.4 billion dollars/year!!!!! not to mention all the new jobs that would be created (in agriculture, advertising, packaging etc. etc.) plus, the cost of criminalization is high. i dont know that stats but i heard it costs more to imprison a person for 1 year than it does to put someone through Harvard. and most marijuana drug offenders have committed non-violent acts.
ok this is getting too long. experiencing A.D.D...

i know this will be passed in my lifetime but it still wouldn't hurt to write the members of our California assembly regarding assembly bill 390-- author: Tom Ammiano

click below to add your two cents-- these things ARE read!




January 18, 2010

my next tattoo

This is such a sweet book. One of my favorites. And I love the illustrations so I want the tree as my next tattoo! wootwoot
I'm going to get it on my right forearm. :)

The Giving Tree
by Shel Silverstein

Once there was a tree..... and she loved a little boy. And every day the boy would come and he would gather her leaves and make them into crowns and play king of the forest. He would climb up her trunk and swing from her branches and eat apples. And they would play hide-and-go-seek. And when he was tired, he would sleep in her shade. And the boy loved the tree.......very much. And the tree was happy.

But time went by. And the boy grew older. And the tree was often alone. Then one day the boy came to the tree and the tree said, "Come, Boy, come and climb up my trunk and swing from my branches and eat apples and play in my shade and be happy."

"I am too big to climb and play," said the boy. "I want to buy things and have fun. I want some money. Can you give me some money?"

"I'm sorry," said the tree, "but I have no money, I have only leaves and apples. Take my apples, Boy, and sell them in the city. Then you will have money and you will be happy." And so the boy climbed up the tree and gathered her apples and carried them away. And the tree was happy.

But the boy stayed away for a long time... and the tree was sad. And then one day the boy came back and the tree shook with joy and she said, "Come, Boy, climb up my trunk and swing from my branches and be happy."

"I am too busy to climb trees," said the boy. "I want a house to keep me warm. I want a wife and I want children, and so I need a house. Can you give me a house?"

"I have no house," said the tree. "The forest is my house, but you may cut off my branches and build a house. Then you will be happy." And the boy cut off her branches and carried them away to build his house. And the tree was happy.

But the boy stayed away for a long time. And when he came back, the tree was so happy she could hardly speak. "Come, Boy," she whispered, "Come and play."

“I am too old and sad to play," said the boy. "I want a boat that can take me far away from here. Can you give me a boat?"

"Cut down my trunk and make a boat," said the tree. "Then you can sail away...... and be happy." And so the boy cut down her trunk and made a boat and sailed away. And the tree was happy.... but not really. And after a long time the boy came back again.

"I am sorry, Boy," said the tree, "but I have nothing left to give you. My apples are gone."

"My teeth are too weak for apples," said the boy.

"My branches are gone," said the tree. "You cannot swing on them.”

"I am too old to swing on branches," said the boy.

"My trunk is gone," said the tree. "You cannot climb."

"I am too tired to climb," said the boy.

"I am sorry," sighed the tree. "I wish that I could give you something------ but I have nothing left. I am just an old stump."

"I don't need very much now," said the boy. "just a quiet place to sit and rest. I am very tired."

"Well," said the tree, straightening herself up as much as she could, "Well, an old stump is good for sitting and resting. Come, Boy, sit down. Sit down and rest." And the boy did. And the tree was happy.

it's not a memo. it's a mission statement

i love jerry maguire. so chill. if i were dorothy boyd, i wouldve gone with tom cruise too-- DUH!

i have a mission statement too, just like in the movie. but it regards this blog:::::
i'm not a good writer. i'm undereducated and inarticulate but i DGAF. i hate punctuation but i'm a good speller (SABBATH?) i wanna blog only about stuff that matters-- movies, music, sex, food, gettin higgghhh, video games, my cute apartment, work, school, and Fox Mulder.