February 10, 2010

the best weed song ever (by a white guy)

dood! i remember listening to this album when it came out and thinking i was super
hardcore!! now i realize that a Vanilla Ice album, is still a Vanilla Ice album, and can
never be considered hardcore...
and the CD is called Bipolar!!! i guess i can laugh
about that now LOL LOL
look at what PEACH thinks of Ice's lyrics!!

Now here's a Zig Zag story while I'm writing this song i only use zigzags! OG BABIE
Sit back relax I'm igniting this bong
Picture this sandy beaches dimes wearin thongs am i a dime???
Serving mixed drinks to me all night long
With me feet back puffin on my weed sack
Shit you can't believe that people ask me
Where you buy your trees at demetrees??
Got the Bombay Ganje lime green oh Ice! that shiz has been replaced by HINDU KUSH!
Sticky icky Ganja got me needing Visine
Like a magic carpet ride come fly with me we watched Aladdin yesterday!!!
And this is for my homies that get high with me name drop, name drop, name drop.....
Just crack the Phillie open cause we keep on smoking phillies are so 10 years ago! "just crack the swisher open.."
Dimes rubbin on lotion
Feet soaking in the ocean
On a tropical Island staying sunny
We outta Phillies take these skins somebody roll a Mummy haha ! a mummy! love it!
Now people say money makes the world go round
So come escape with me and let's puff on a pound.

Chorus: this chorus is my mantra!!!
So high
fly through the sky wut you think KANYE started the autontune shit??!!
And ride
my life high
Fly through the sky

No matter what you say
Feeling so alright so Ire today
Fire de go blaze rasta shit
No responsibility man
No responsible
Me I go rolling a fat blunt rasta shit
Smoking the fat blunt
This is my goal.
Take it easy Rastaman
I will now go blaze rasta shit
From Kingston Jamaica
Bombay to India
Smoking in the air
What da da da day rasta shit
Some of them are smoking
Weed to take away frustration
I and I do it for me aggravation i hear you ICE!
Dreadlock to Babylon are selling everyday
Come me say
Bringing it back on the boat back to the USA
With the ganja me floating me floating away
Why not come and puff with me and then we go fly away

Chorus repeat

Well it's the sticky icky bomb Holmes
Got the fat sacks puffier than Sean Combs
It's the Ice man back blowin dookie out the nostrils dookie? poop.....?
In the studio creating shit that's colossal
Apostle of the green bud see me beamed up apostle of the green bud! my new name!
In my 430 Lexus off in Texas teamed up
With the Darkman and we're blazing
Some headbanging shit yo the Ice'll come equipped
To spit with the best cause I'm all about mine
I got dimes of smoke that'll make you float on cloud nine
Then I shine just like a beacon in the night
Pass me the Thai I get high on the mic why don't we call weed 'thai' anymore???
For real a zig zag story for my peeps
Bangin in the Jeeps while you slang it in the streets
Like Napalm I'm way gone and now it's time to bounce
It's the weed song come with me and smoke an ounce


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