but for realllsies!! (aside from rent)
I calculated that i spend about $300/month on delivery food! this figure does NOT include take out food... SHAT Muthafuckers!
that's $300 of my hard earned dollars, spent at Thai Patio, Big Mama and Papa's, Red Corner Asia, Crispy Crust, Pink Pepper Thai, Palms Thai, Alwazir Chicken, and duh duh duh Dominos. fuck. i hate tax time! it forces me to reevaluate my lifestyle choices. categorizing my receipts is TORTURE! why? cuz i come across receipts from places like Gamestop, detailing my $225+ dollar purchases. or ebay, verifying that i did indeed invest in an 8 person raft (with cupholders!) for $300. i dont have a boat. i dont have a lakehouse. and then of course, these damn delivery receipts. i mean really. can't i write them off?? i was smokin out/talking business with a client and footed the bill for our mowwow-- strictly business!!
CANT BELIEVE I SPEND MORE MONEY ON DELIVERY FOOD THAN I DO ON ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WHOLE MONTH!!! shat. potheads, can you feel me on this??
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR TAXES!