February 26, 2010

fruit is NOT dessert

and fuck any skinny bitches who say it is! if i ate fruit for dessert, i'd be Anna-rexic!

so then why, pray tell, did I make lemon bars??? LEMON?!

granted, 1 lemon bar has the calorie count of a Snickers bar and a half. and there's a total of mayyyybe three lemons in a batch of 2 dozen. and theyre good. im not gonna lie... but PUHLEEZE! there's fruit IN THE NAME! therefore... these arent mowables! there's no mowage going on right now-- and this is peak mow time, considering i just ate dinner, and my first dessert.
these just arent gonna cut it for my second dessert. maybe my fourth? moving on to the girl scout cookies...